Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Katy Perry

I take back what I said before. It was said in ignorance, and quite frankly, shame. Because Katy Perry is one of my guilty pleasures. I just can't help but like her catchy tunes, no matter how hard I try. No matter what color her hair is. I admire her chameleon-like styles, and her bosoms, of course. Her music videos are a bit tedious, but at least they are humorous(whether intentional or not). That's something, at least. 


*I was June and you were my Johnny Cash*



Monday, January 23, 2012

Jensen Ackles



I honestly melt, everytime he visits my television screen. The man is HOT. Also I am addicted to Supernatural, although Jared Padalecki just hasn't done it for me since Gilmore Girls. Jensen Ackles, though. MmmmmHmmmm.

To add to the awesome, he was in Dark Angel. Max's deranged brother in season 1 and his saner copy in season 2. When I realized this, I just about shit my pants. Okay, not really, but you know what I mean. Too bad he's married to an actress/model/gymnast. I just can't compete with that.

those eyes say "sex me"

Monday, January 16, 2012

Justine Joli


Not that you wanted to know, but Justine Joli is my new favorite porn star because she is a redhead and she is a nerd. She said "Cheeky Bint" in one of her porns...which is just epic. She goes to ComicCon. She is the only person I don't fall asleep to in girl on girl scenes, and yeah. She's hot. That's about it.


                                                              http://www.justinejoli.com/

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Movies I'm In Love With...

I'm feeling a little listy today, so I'm putting my top 10 all time movies, and the reasons why(In alphabetical order):

1. A Clockwork Orange - Deeply, disturbingly fucked up. Also the first movie my Papa made me watch.

2. Amelie -Because what's life without whimsy? This might've been the first subtitled film I ever saw.
3. Blade Runner - Sci-fi cult classic. It's just epic. Need I add Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer???

4. Clerks II - Kevin Smith makes working at a crappy fast food chain look almost fun. He also managed this with a convenience store in Clerks, too bad I know better on both counts. I should really stop modeling my life on Kevin Smith movies. Also, Jason Mews is tasty, tasty.

5. Fight Club - Because it is AWESOME. My favorite movie for the past...oh, since it came out. One of the only movies I can quote with any reliability. Need I mention Edward Norton is my favorite actor and Brad Pitt is just smokin' hot in this flick.


6. Frida - A movie about my favorite artist Frida Kahlo, starring Salma Hayek, one of the hottest women ever. Duh.

7. Jackie Brown - Too many great actors to list right now, but it stars Pam Greer, so obviously it is badass. I'm blown away by how many people have not seen this Quentin Tarantino gem.

8. Pan's Labyrinth - Subtitled. Sad. Creepy. Fairytale-esque. It was made for me.

9. Princess Bride - True Love. It reminds me of childhood and Cassandra. Also it is just hilarious. "My name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die."

10. When Harry Met Sally - Because it is so true. And I'm not really sure why, but it's my comfort movie. Whenever I have a truly bad day, it perks me up. Also I know it verbatim, so I can put it on and feel free to pass out if I need to.

*side note: remind me to never do a post with that many links ever again.
* 10 points to anyone who knows how many of these movies were based on books/had books made out of them.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Tahmoh Penikett


Thank you, Tahmoh Penikett, for existing. Thank you, Canada, for keeping him safe and warm-ish. Thank you Dollhouse, Battlestar Galactica, and Riverworld for helping me see an unhealthy amount of this actor. Over and over again. I wish you were a Cylon, so I could have one of you for myself. No joke.

Disturbingly yours,
Queen of the Inane

Tahmoh in Battlestar Galactica.

Tahmoh with Joss Whedon and Eliza Dushku from Dollhouse.

Friday, September 16, 2011

OCTOPUS PIE

I am in freaking love with this comic! If only I weren't too lazy to put it in my sidebar...


Thursday, September 15, 2011

JENNY OWEN YOUNGS



I first heard her on Weeds. This isn't surprising really as Weeds is one of my biggest sources for new music that I end up loving. Gotta love that show. Anyway, her music is just too cute and powerful to ignore, and her voice is pretty awesome. She's also pretty poetical(har har)...I wish I could write like her. Alas:(

My Faves:
Here Is A Heart

Clean Break *Don't bother with the table, we can do it on the floor!*

Fuck Was I *Love grows in me like a tumor, parasite bent on devouring it's host*

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Rilo Kiley



I've been listening to a lot of Pandora at work on my phone lately (wow, how many prepositions can I fit in this sentence?)and have stumbled upon soooo many great new artists with which to fall in love. Rilo Kiley is probably my favorite of these. They have that indie chill factor, and some imaginitive lyrics. Also casual cussing. Zut Alors! Mostly, though, I just love Jenny Lewis and her gorgemous voice. You know me and redheads...

These are my favorites:

Portions For Foxes *Cuz, talking leads to touching, and touching leads to sex, and then there's just no mystery left...*

Science vs. Romance *...and so it seems that you've grown up and over me...*

A Better Son/Daughter *And sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on! And your friends they sing along and they love you...But the lows are so extreme that the good seems fucking cheap and it teases you for weeks in its absence...*

Teenage Love Story *I just remind you of yesterday, places forgotten and friends passed away. But if you want me, please won't you say...so I can diss you, diss you, diss you and walk away*

Okay I could go on and on this way, I seriously love all their songs, but just buy the fecking cd, my fingers are tired. Hehe, get it?

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Come On Eileen - Save Ferris


Aside from loving Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners in general, I think this is one of the best covers I've ever heard. And Monique Powell is beautiful. I'm not sure why I've never been into Save Ferris before now. I'm crazy, I guess.
Also, while cruising Wikipedia, I just found out that Monique Powell did some vocals for Reel Big Fish on their song She Has A Girlfriend Now. Which is probably my favorite Reel Big Fish song.

Anyway, Come On Eileen always puts me in a good mood, as well it should for everyone. Enjoy.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Hard Candy

Saying Hard Candy is fantastic would be inadequate. It is supercalifragilisticespialidocious. And such. This is one of those movies that you just have to see. Yes, YOU. So go see it.