Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric

On my way to see Cherry Glazerr in Des Moines, this song came on the radio and I knew the chorus, but couldn't remember why. Drew a complete blank. But re-loved it instantly. And then it hit me, this scene from Stranger Than Fiction:

It is a truly awesome, old school, punk love song. I'm just not sure if I love it purely for the song, or because of the Stranger Than Fiction scene. I have found that many songs are enhanced for me in this way. Which I suppose is the whole point of music videos...but its different from that also. I cannot now separate the song from the feeling the scene gave me, and vice versa.



PRO TIP: For any weirdo out there that wants in my pants...just sing me this song and I'm probably yours. XOXO.

Brody Dalle

Brody Dalle is the lead singer for the Distillers and Spinnerette(which I've yet to check out). I've been really into punk and angry girl-rock again lately. So the Distillers have been high on my list. I just lurrrve her scratchy voice with it's harsh sexy rage. She's also just really awesome. Married to Tim Armstrong for a while, connected with the Eagles of Death Metal and Queens of the Stone Age(married their founder, Josh Homme), and she was in the My Friend's Over You music video by New Found Glory:

And of course, she's gorgeous. She has that androgynous quality to her that I just love.

While still remaining entirely female.

She just kicks righteous amounts of ass with her attitude and vocal stylings.

Alive - Joey Lauren Adams

This, on repeat. This is the scene where Holden (Ben Affleck) realizes Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams) loves the ladies. Love me some Chasing Amy. Alive was written and performed by Joey Lauren Adams.

*And Joey Lauren Adams, where have you been? Why aren't you here entertaining meeeee?*

Long Haired Boys

I lurve me some long haired boys. Sadly, the boys seem to not want the hair long. Why, boys? Why? Don't cut those luscious locks, they are smexxxy!

The Dream:

Gambit

Gambit (aka. Remy LeBeau) has got to be the sexiest X-Men character in existence. Bold statement, I know, but that Cajun accent has always haunted my dreams. It melts me. How could you not fall in love with that red eyed stare and those ultra-ripped abs? How? Raised by thieves, he also has that bad boy edge no girl can resist. Rogue sure couldn't...

Gambit also happens to have some rad powers, most notably charging, accelerating, and converting kinetic energy. And being really badass with cards. And that...staff. So yeah, mostly he's just a sexy bad-ass, which is more than enough to slay me.

When I found out his character would finally appear in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I nearly wet myself. After watching it...well, they could've chosen a better actor to play him, but whatever. I guess I'll just have to revisit the X-Men cartoons of the 90's (like I don't anyway). It should be noted that he's nowhere near as attractive in X-Men Evolution. Mostly because the voice actor(Alessandro Juliani) sucks. Here's a cool comparison on the voice actors. I prefer Chris Potter and Phil LaMarr.

Okay, maybe Taylor Kitsch was a little yum as Gambit.

And now ends my nerdy rambling, though my obsession with Gambit shall continue.

She Wolf - Shakira

I am simultaneously aroused and terrified. I'm not entirely sure whether this is a good or bad thing, but it's probably the appropriate response.

Ben Browder

Hot Hot Hottie! I have loved Ben Browder since the first time I saw him on Farscape, in which he plays an astronaut who inadvertantly gets swallowed by a wormhole and spat into a different universe. You know how astronauts and wormholes get me going:P Apparently he's also in Stargate SG1, but I haven't seen that yet, so cannot attest to his awesomeness in that particular space adventure, but I'm sure he rocks. He sure rocks my world. Can't believe he's 50 in December.

Katy Perry

I take back what I said before. It was said in ignorance, and quite frankly, shame. Because Katy Perry is one of my guilty pleasures. I just can't help but like her catchy tunes, no matter how hard I try. No matter what color her hair is. I admire her chameleon-like styles, and her bosoms, of course. Her music videos are a bit tedious, but at least they are humorous(whether intentional or not). That's something, at least. 

Teenage Dream

The One That Got Away 

*I was June and you were my Johnny Cash*

Thinking of You

Hot N Cold

Jensen Ackles

I honestly melt, everytime he visits my television screen. The man is HOT. Also I am addicted to Supernatural, although Jared Padalecki just hasn't done it for me since Gilmore Girls. Jensen Ackles, though. MmmmmHmmmm.

To add to the awesome, he was in Dark Angel. Max's deranged brother in season 1 and his saner copy in season 2. When I realized this, I just about shit my pants. Okay, not really, but you know what I mean. Too bad he's married to an actress/model/gymnast. I just can't compete with that.

those eyes say "sex me"

Tahmoh Penikett

Thank you, Tahmoh Penikett, for existing. Thank you, Canada, for keeping him safe and warm-ish. Thank you Dollhouse, Battlestar Galactica, and Riverworld for helping me see an unhealthy amount of this actor. Over and over again. I wish you were a Cylon, so I could have one of you for myself. No joke.

Disturbingly yours,
Queen of the Inane

Tahmoh in Battlestar Galactica.

Tahmoh with Joss Whedon and Eliza Dushku from Dollhouse.

MEGAN FOX

is a fox.

I'm pretty sure that I have a strong love/hate thing for her. I hate her b/c she is so hot, and she has a "thing" with Shia, who is supposed to be my "thing" when I get rich and famous. I love her b/c...well, she's hot, and she has tattoos and she may just be the next Angelina Jolie. Which, if you ask me, it's about time she got replaced.