I have fallen completely and utterly in love with Zooey Deschanel. Recently I rented a movie called The Good Life, starring some random bald kid and is about his life in a small town. His life is very depressing, as is the movie. However Zooey Deschanel portrays a beautiful if insane girl who pretends to be Judy Garland. The best part is where she sings to an old dude, as I feel her voice is gorgeous, thus half of my love and devotion to her. She also sang in Elf, and it was awesome. I really need to see Yes Man now, because she is amazing and I am obsessed with her. I also need to buy her cd. And become her lesbian lover.
I would totally kiss Zooey Deschanel. Even though Katy Perry is her look-alike, I would not kiss Katy Perry. Because Zooey is awesome and Katy is not. Zooey even has a better name. That's right. Bitch. Slap.
